Over the Hill Survival Knife
Product Description
The Over The Hill Survival Knife is a humorous gift that is also a real 13 function Swiss Army type knife. Folded size 4". All the essential tools you’ll need to deal with aging like:
Knife for scraping your dentures Prune juice can opener and ingrown toenail remover Toothpick for when you’re too feeble to floss Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left) Pill bottle safety cap opener Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age Bunion File Key ring to hang from belt loop so you won’t forget where you put it Nose hair clippers Reading glasses repairer
Knife for scraping your dentures Prune juice can opener and ingrown toenail remover Toothpick for when you’re too feeble to floss Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left) Pill bottle safety cap opener Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age Bunion File Key ring to hang from belt loop so you won’t forget where you put it Nose hair clippers Reading glasses repairer
